March 2012
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Aristotle: We are what we repeatedly do.
Plato: Well then I guess I'm YOUR MOM
Plato: *high fives Socrates*
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sweetnickiandhellaminaj:
i am the most stressed out laziest person ever i don’t even know how i do it
adolfphin:
wtf why isnt life like animal crossing
February 2012
hmuifyoureblack:
I went on a date once
no I didn’t
“With him, life was routine; without him, life was unbearable. I stayed miserable...”
– Scout, To Kill A Mockingbird (via imyourbiggestphan)
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Words to keep inside your pocket:
Quiescent - a quiet, soft-spoken soul.
Chimerical - merely imaginary; fanciful.
Susurrus - a whispering or rustling sound.
Raconteur - one who excels in story-telling.
Clinquant - glittering; tinsel-like.
Aubade - a song greeting the dawn.
Ephemeral - lasting a very short time.
Sempiternal - everlasting; eternal.
Euphonious - pleasing; sweet in...
marththebland:
I wish I was a female tiger because then if I was talking to someone and I was getting off topic I could say “but I tigress,” and then kill and eat them because I am a tiger
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person 1: hey did you hear that oxygen and magnesium got together?
person 2: OMg
step one: take out homework
step two: reward self with two hours of internet for getting that far
maddiemilli0n:
wears band shirts out in public in hopes that someone attractive will notice and compliment my shirt so we can then get married
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