Aristotle: We are what we repeatedly do.
Plato: Well then I guess I'm YOUR MOM
Plato: *high fives Socrates*
sweetnickiandhellaminaj: i am the most stressed out laziest person ever i don’t even know how i do it
adolfphin: wtf why isnt life like animal crossing
hmuifyoureblack: I went on a date once no I didn’t
With him, life was routine; without him, life was unbearable. I stayed miserable...– Scout, To Kill A Mockingbird (via imyourbiggestphan)
Words to keep inside your pocket: Quiescent - a quiet, soft-spoken soul. Chimerical - merely imaginary; fanciful. Susurrus - a whispering or rustling sound. Raconteur - one who excels in story-telling. Clinquant - glittering; tinsel-like. Aubade - a song greeting the dawn. Ephemeral - lasting a very short time. Sempiternal - everlasting; eternal. Euphonious - pleasing; sweet in...
marththebland: I wish I was a female tiger because then if I was talking to someone and I was getting off topic I could say “but I tigress,” and then kill and eat them because I am a tiger
person 1: hey did you hear that oxygen and magnesium got together?
person 2: OMg
step one: take out homework
step two: reward self with two hours of internet for getting that far
maddiemilli0n: wears band shirts out in public in hopes that someone attractive will notice and compliment my shirt so we can then get married